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Monday, July 13, 2015

Those Dirty Little Minions

As predicted, Stewart, Kevin, and Bob killed it at the box office last weekend and will continue their performance through next weekend as well.

Universal took away the second biggest weekend gross for an animated movie with $115+ million (the cost of production was $74 million).  Internationally the 'Minions'  grossed an additional $200 million.  I expect the movie to gross well over half-a-billion dollars, and to no-one's surprise sequels are already in the works.

Speaking of the mischievous Minions, it seems a McDonald's Minion promo toy given out in Happy Meals 'swears'.  Parents in several states have lodged protests against McDonald's because they say the toy utters the expletive - "what the fuck".

Hundreds of parents have complained about the rude toy - not that their kids don't hear the f-word everyday.  But the very idea. I'm shocked!  My ears are violated by this most crude of all profanities. These potty-mouthed Minions need to be reprimanded.
Minion Toys

For its part, McDonald's announced that the toys are simply speaking Minionese - a random combination of many languages and nonsense words and sounds. 'O-pee-O' means 'love ya' in Minion-speak.  It's gibberish and nothing more.  In fact, I bought a McDonald's Minion Caveman Happy Meal to get the toy and listen.  To me it says, "para la bukay, hahaha, eheh".

I think these parents need to see a psychiatrist - like Freud, I think something happened between them and their mommies years ago.

Just saying,
Jim

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